My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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