i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
whose parrot is this?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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