Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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