I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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