Nicole vs. Life
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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