is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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