I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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