I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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