im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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