maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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