the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I still have a little drunk in my system
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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