Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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