I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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