Soap is not a condiment
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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