Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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