I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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