That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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