also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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