he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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