Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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