I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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