Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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