Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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