Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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