Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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