PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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