Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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