yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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