At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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