OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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