I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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