I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wish I only lived at night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love having hate sex.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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