It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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