We won't sleep together?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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