okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you inspire me to be a worse person
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
