so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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