I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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