it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Randomize