Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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