she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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