can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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