the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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