these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it hurts more in the daytime
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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