OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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