I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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