your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?