I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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