i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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