How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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