I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
