well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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