with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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