I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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