I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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