So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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