90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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