Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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